"Are you all seated comfortable, too square on your botty?
Then I'll begin"

Once upon a time in the land of dreams
Where the sky was silky soft and full of coloured dreams
Deep inside a rainbow lived Happiness Stan
In a small Victoriana char-a-banc

Evening will be here quite soon
Stan can sit and watch the moon
Watching as the white light
Slowly makes the night bright
Hours slipping by while time stands still

Think of black and black will think for you
It's colours Stan embruses, of the darkness that he knew
For black has stolen half the moon away

Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah...